TWIW – This Week In Wrestling VII

By Jeff Knapp

Before anything, I’d love to take this moment to congratulate WWE wrestler Mustafa Ali on the birth of his and his wife’s brand-new baby girl Dua. Those of us who are fathers, know how lucky we are. Much love to Mustafa and his family

Now onto the wrestling….

IMPACT – TURNING POINT PPV

FinJuice vs Rohit Raju & Raj Singh –  FinJuice pick up the pinfall victory

IMPACT Digital Media Championship:  Jordynne Grace vs Chelsea Green – Jordynne Grace gets the 1-2-3 

Chris Sabin vs Ace Austin – Sabin gets the pinfall victory

Violent By Design vs Heath & Rhino – VBD get the pinfall 

Rich Swann vs VSK – Swann gets the 1-2-3

W. Morrisey vs Matt Cardona – Morrisey picks up the pinfall

IMPACT Knockouts Tag Team Championships: The IInspiration vs Decay – Inspiration get the pinfall

IMPACT X-Division Championship: Trey Miguel vs Laredo Kid vs Steve Maclin – Miguel get the pinfall over Laredo Kid

IMPACT Knockouts Championship: Mickie James vs Mercedes – Mickie Retains the championship after a pinfall victory

IMPACT Tag Team Championships: The Good Brothers vs Bullet Club (Chris Bey & Hikuleo) – The Good Brothers retain after a Magic Killer

IMPACT World Championship Full Metal Mayhem Match: Moose vs Eddie Edwards – Moose gets a hard-fought pinfall victory over EE. Excellent match

WWE – SURVIVOR SERIES

IC Champion Shinsuke Nakamura vs. US Champion Damian Priest – Nakamura wins via DQ when Priest uses a guitar

Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch vs. Smackdown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair – Becky pics up the pinfall victory with the help of the ropes

Team Raw (Bobby Lashley, Seth Rollins, Finn Balor, Kevin Owens & Austin Theory) vs. Team SmackDown (Drew McIntyre, Jeff Hardy, King Woods, Happy Corbin & Sheamus) – Seth Rollins is the lone survivor giving Raw the victory

Vince McMahon brings a golden egg worth $100,000,000 to the show but is later stolen

25 Man Battle Royal – Omos wins, but his pizza party is ruined

Smackdown Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. Raw Tag Team Champions RK-Bro – Randy with an RKO out of nowhere on one of the Uso for the 1-2-3

Team Raw (Bianca Belair, Rhea Ripley, Liv Morgan, Carmella & Queen Zelina Vega) vs. Team SmackDown (Sasha Banks, Shayna Baszler, Shotzi Blackheart, Natalya & Toni Storm) – Bianca is the lone survivor giving Smackdown the victory

Main Event: WWE Champion Big E. vs. Universal Champion Roman Reigns – After connecting with a spear, Roman picks up the clean pinfall victory

WWE – Raw

Vince arrives and say that whoever brings him the egg will earn a WWE championship shot tonight against Big E.

Riddle Orton (he dressed like Randy) w/ Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler w/ Robert Roode – Riddle Connects with Randy’s RKO for the pinfall, then after the match, Orton hit’s Riddle’s Bro-Derek on Roode

Bianca Belair vs Tamina w/ Natalya – Bianca hit the KOD for the 1-2-3

Seth Rollins vs Finn Bálor – Rollins get the pinfall after connecting with the curb stomp

After the match Rollins is assaulted by a “fan” These people who do this now are not fans and neither was this person. I’m not going to go into what caused him to attack Rollins, but I’m sure he wasn’t playing with all 52 cards. I’d love to see how this would have been handled by the wrestlers of the 70s and 80s. I know Jim Cornette talks about the riots they would cause in the days, but the police were there and the boys would have handled things that would have never made the news. As far as recently goes, I could only guess what a man like New Jack would have done. RIP

Sami Zayn informs Vince that he knows who has the egg and will bring him to Vince

The Street Profits vs AJ Styles & Omos – Styles and Omos get the DQ victory after Dawkins uses a fire extinguisher

Women’s Tag Team Championship Match: Super Brutality vs Queen Vega & Carmella – Zelina pins Nikki ASH with a code red. Zelina and Carmella are you NEW WWE Women’s tag team champions

Backstage Zayn brings Vince the thief. It was Austin Theory. Theory informs Vince he just wanted to take a selfie with it. Vince says he admires his honesty and gives him the championship match instead of Sami. When asked why, Vince says that nobody likes a snitch.

24/7 Championship Match: Reggie vs Cedric Alexander – Cedric connects with his lumbar check back breaker for the victory to become the new 24/7 Champion, but this brings out everybody from the back, but Dana Brooke is the 1st one there and pins Cedric and becomes the new 24/7 Champion

2-on-1 Handicap Match: The Mysterios vs Bobby Lashley w/ MVP – Bobby locks in the Hurt Lock on Dominik for the submission

United States Open Challenge – United States Championship Match: Damian Priest vs Sami Zayn – Priest connects with the Reckoning (or South of Heaven – not sure what they’re calling it, but as a Slayer fan I prefer South of Heaven)

WWE Championship Main Event Match: Big E vs Austin Theory – Rollins and Owens get involved, thus distracting the ref, but Big E still hits Theory with the Big Ending for the 1-2-3

NXT

Non-Title Match: NXT Champion Tommaso Ciampa vs Grayson Waller – Ciampa hits the Fairy Tale Ending for the pinfall victory

We find out that Cameron Grimes will face Duke Hudson in a Hair vs Hair match at War Games – With Vince involved more now, I’m sure Grimes will see his air get cut win, lose or draw

Kacy Catanzaro & Kayden Carter vs Persia Pirotta & Indi Hartwell-Lumis – Kacy picks up the pinfall victory over a distracted Indi

We next find out that there will be a triple threat match at War games for the NXT Tag Team Championships (Wilde & Mendoza vs Kyle O’ Reilly & Von Wagner vs Imperium)

Non-Title Match: NXT Women’s Champion Mandy Rose vs Cora Jade – Kay Lee Ray comes down and causes a distraction, which in turn helps Cora with a victory over Mandy Rose

We now find out that Kay Lee Ray will join Cora Jade, Io Shirai, Raquel Gonzalez as the 4th member in War Games against Fatal Attraction and Dakota Kai

Briggs & Jensen vs the Grizzled Young Veterans – Briggs pick up the pinfall

North American Championship Triple Threat Main Event Match: Carmelo Hayes vs Johnny Gargano vs Pete Dunne – Dunne hits the Bitter End butTony D’Angelo runs down to the ring and drags Dunne out, beating him at ringside, allowing Hayes to hit Gargano with a top-rope leg drop and pick up the win.

After the match Hayes, Williams, Grayson Waller and D’Angelo beat down Gargano and Dunne until Tommaso Ciampa hits the ring, chair in hand. LA helps clear the ring. Bron Breakker comes out, gets on a mic and yells “WarGames!” So, at War Games it will be Bron Breaker, Carmello Hayes, Grayson Waller, and Tony D’Angelo vs Tommaso Ciampa, LA Knight, Johnny Gargano & Pete Dunne

NWA – POWRRR

Nick Aldis vs. Chris Adonis – Aldis picks up the submission victory via the The Kings Lynn Cloverleaf

Thomas Latimer w/Kamille vs. Jaden Roller – Latimer connects with the piledriver for the 1-2-3

Taryn Terrell vs. Kenzie Paige In A Social Distance Match (both wear masks) – Paige wins via count out when Terrell blinds Paige with the hand sanitizer, then Paige removes her mask. Paige runs after Terrell. Terrell hides behind the podium and gets intentionally counted out.

JTG & Colby Corino vs. The Rude Dudes – JTG connects with The Brooklyn’s Edge to pick up the pinfall victory

Trevor Murdoch & Crimson vs. Jax Dane & Jeremiah Plunkett – Murdoch hits the Flying Bulldog for the 1-2-3 on Plunkett

We now have an updated card for NWA Hard Times 2 

Mickie James vs. TBD

Colby Corino vs. Douglas Williams

NWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship Tournament Qualifying Match: Austin Aries vs. Rhett 

ROH World Tag Team Championship :The OGK (c) vs. Aron Stevens & JR Kratos

NWA World Women’s Tag Team Championship: The Hex (c) vs. Kylie Rae & Tootie Lynn vs. Lady Frost & Natalia Markova

The NWA National Championship: Chris Adonis (c) vs. Judais w/Father James Mitchell

NWA World Women’s Championship: Kamille (c) vs. Melina

NWA World Tag Team Championship: La Rebellion (c) vs. The End

NWA Worlds Television Championship: Tyrus (c) w/Austin Idol vs. Cyon (No DQ) The Pope Will Be Serving As The Special Guest Referee

Nick Aldis vs. Thomas Latimer. If Either Man Is Disqualified, They Will Be Suspended For 8 Weeks

NWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship: Trevor Murdoch (c) vs. Mike Knox

AEW – DYNAMITE

CM Punk & MJF start things off with one of the most entertaining promos I’ve heard recently. You’ll never get this on other shows and I’d love to hear it though. MJF calls Punk PG Punk and Punky Brewster. Saying that he’s always #2 behind him, the you can’t see me man and the king of kings. As PG Punk he might as well preach hustle, loyalty and respect. Punk stats MJF isn’t revolutionary, and he’s just a less famous Miz. The crowd popped huge for that. He also states that MJF will never be the man around here because there isn’t enough time for Tony Khan to have a daughter for him to marry (a shot at HHH). This was amazing, I’d suggest looking it up on youtube while you can)

CM Punk vs. QT Marshall – Punk hits the GTS for the pin fall victory

The Gunn Club vs. Bear Country – after some interference from Austin Gunn, we see The Gunn Club pick up the win via pinfall.

After a few weeks of Taz trying to get Dante Martin to join Team Taz, Dante finally decides and leaves Lio Rush

TBS Women’s Championship Quarterfinals: Jamie Hayter vs. Thunder Rosa – Thunder Rosa gets the 1-2-3 and advances in the tournament 

Colt Cabana vs. Bryan Danielson – Bryan Danielson gets the submission victory via the LeBelle Lock

Malakai Black, Andrade El Idolo & FTR vs. Cody Rhodes, PAC & Lucha Brothers – PAC climbs to the top but Malakai sprays the black mist in his eyes. This blinds him as he stumbles off the ropes. Andrade hits his finisher on him gets the pin fall victory

IMPACT

Wrestle House II: James Mitchell is the narrator, first HE recaps Wrestle House 1, which ended with the engagement of Rosemary and John E. Bravo, which would later on lead to the attempted murder of Bravo at the hands of Lawrence D, which in itself would lead to the rise and fall of Swinger’s Palace.

In Wrestle House II, there is Black Taurus, Crazzy Steve, Havok, and Rosemary from Decay. Johnny Swinger, Hernandez, Alisha Edwards, the Swingerellas from Swinger’s Palace, Madison Rayne, Kaleb, Chris Sabin, and John E. Bravo. Sabin is the sexy hunk of the house. Decay kept them all hostage until they made Swinger be happy and thankful, since Decay will gain Bravo’s virgin blood. 

Kaleb tried to recruit Riley of the Swingerellas as a reality TV star, but when he noticed that she only had eyes for Sabin, so Kaleb challenged him to a match.

Chris Sabin vs Kaleb – Sabin hits the Cradle Shock for the pinfall victory

Downtown Daddy Brown (Willie Mack) vs Johnny Swinger – Mack with the 1-2-3

After the match, everyone was transported back to the house but when they got back Alisha accidentally revealed to Swinger why they were in the house. Swinger got very angry and told everyone that now he was going to keep them all imprisoned in the house because he was never going to be happy, on purpose.

On the fourth day, after some arguing, the house divided itself between the ones who wanted to leave and the ones that wanted to help Swinger. Rayne asked for a 5-on-5 match and if they win, they will get sent back. Alisha asked that the 5th person on her team was Eddie Edwards.

Decay (Rosemary, Havok, Black Taurus, & Crazzy Steve) & Chris Sabin vs The Influence (Madison Rayne & Kaleb), Eddie Edwards, Alisha Edwards, & Hernandez – Rosemary speared Alisha for the win.

Madison Rayne brought in Swinger to Locker Room Talk to have him meet Swinger’s hero, Gene Simmons. It was actually The Demon, but Swinger wasn’t smarted up about it. The Demon told Swinger about finding love and never letting go once he did. Swinger was now motivated and asked Swingerella #1 out, but since Lawrence D was still there, he got jealous, so Swinger challenged him to a match for the love of Swingerella #1.

Johnny Swinger vs Lawrence D – Swinger picked up the pinfall

After the match, Swinger proposed to Swingerella #1, but Rosemary said that no one was leaving until they went to the altar. 

The next day, Alisha Edwards was worried that Eddie was going to ruin the wedding. Swinger asked Hernandez to be his best man, which he accepted, but he then talked to Alisha about being worried that there was something else going on. 

Hernandez found out that Rosemary was trying to steal Bravo’s soul, but when he tried to stop them, Rosemary transported him to a match with Black Taurus. Decay surrounded Hernandez.

Black Taurus (with Decay) vs Hernandez – Decay distracted Hernandez and allowed Taurus to take out his leg and rolled him up for 1-2-3

Santa Claus showed up. They try like the devil to entertain us…good or bad

WWE – Smackdown

The night starts out with Kayla Braxton in the ring with The Bloodline & Paul Heyman. She mentions the rumor that Brock Lesnar may have suspension lifted. The angers Heyman who asks her for proof and annoys Roman Reigns.

Jeff Hardy and Drew McIntyre vs Happy Corbin and Madcap Moss – McIntyre nails Moss with a Claymore, tags in Hardy who nails a Swanton Bomb for the pinfall win

Ridge Holland w/ Sheamus vs Cesaro – Cesaro get the roll up pinfall victory. Ridge loses his debut match on Smackdown after being called up from NXT

Thanksgiving Leftovers Throwdown Match: Rick Boogs w/ Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura vs Angel w/ Humberto – Angel nails Boogs with a Superkick followed by his Wing Clipper finisher to pick up the win.

Charlotte Flair is interviewed but is interrupted by the marvelous Toni Storm. In classic wwe form, Toni gets a pie in the face, but it seems like Toni could be Charlotte’s next opponent. 

 Naomi & Sasha Banks vs Natalya & Shayna Baszler – Naomi hits Natalya with a jaw breaker and then rolls her up for the win.

Black Friday Battle Royal Number One Contender’s Main Event Match – Sami Zayn eliminates Jeff Hardy to win the battle royal and is the number 1 contender. Backstage, Reigns is shown laughing

After the match Kayla Braxton interviews Zayn but quickly cuts to the bigger breaking news–the suspension has been lifted and Brock Lesnar will be at SmackDown next week. Roman is shown once again in the back giving Paul Heyman the death look

AEW – RAMPAGE

Adam Cole & Bobby Fish vs. Orange Cassidy & Wheeler Yuta – Bobby connects with a top rope falcon arrow on Yuta for the 1-2-3

Former WWE 205 member Tony Nese is backstage. He informs Tony Schivone that he’s in AEW to answer the open challenge for the TNT Championship. When he wrestles Sammy Guevara next week on Dynamite, that should be one amazing match

Black Friday Deal Match: Riho vs. Britt Baker – Riho wins with a roll up and now has a shot at the AEW Women’s World ChampionshipDaniel Garcia vs. Eddie Kingston – Kingston nails Garcia with a Saito suplex then connects with a spinning back-fist for the pin fall victory

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