THE 2023 DALLAS COWBOYS SEASON PREVIEW

BY MARK HALPERN

    So here we are just a week away from the beginning of the NFL season, and this Dallas team is something special (Dallas fans have been saying this for 30 straight years) with the additions that were made to help out the offense and the defense that the Cowboys could have a top five Offense and Defense this year.

     Dak is back at the helm, and we all wonder what this season will bring. Dak has had troubles over the past two seasons, especially losing to the 49ers in the Divisional round back-to-back years. Dak has a fantastic offense to work with this year. Ezekiel Elliot was released due to his significant decline in production and health. He is still one of the top short-yardage backs in the game, and I am sure Belichick has great plans for him. I wish him the best. That being said, Tony Pollard is now the #1 running back in Dallas and proved so last season with him going over 1000 yards and becoming one of the most reliable backs in the game. Pollard’s season ended in the playoffs when he suffered an injury similar to Dak’s against the Giants a few years ago. Still, he is back in top health and ready to lead the charge with rookie Deuce Vaughn, the Kansas State Speedster, and James Connor will now be the third running back on the depth chart to give the Cowboys some wiggle room to get Pollard a rest now and again.

    The Wide Receiver core of Cee Dee Lamb, Brandin Cooks (signed this year), and Michael Gallup rank as a top 5 core. The Cowboys had struggled last year moving the ball in the air, and a lot of that had to do with the fact that there was no solid number #2 wide receiver last year with Gallup returning from an ACL Tear. So, when you have one main guy, defenses tend to see that and compensate. Now, the addition of Cooks and his speed and route running should open up lanes not only for Lamb and Gallup but also rookie 2nd-year Jalen Tolbert. He has made tremendous strides in the offseason, OTA, and Training camp and locked up the 4th wide receiver spot. I expect to see a lot of him 

this season, as his size and speed will be used. As for the Tight end position, Dalton Schultz left the Cowboys but stayed in Texas to play for the Texans with rookie C.J. Stroud. That leaves Jake Ferguson and Peyton Hendershot as the first two on the chart. Both were rookies last year and were mainly blocking Tight Ends, but Ferguson did catch 20 passes last year, making him the starting tight end. His size and abilities remind me a lot of Jay Novacheck from the 90’s Cowboys. The offensive line is still one of the more dominant lines in Football but is getting up there in age. This line has to give Dak at least 3 seconds to throw the ball, and if you give Dak time, he can hurt you through the air or with his legs. So, the more time this line can give Dak, the better and opening holes for Pollard to recreate last year’s production and then some.

   No team in the NFL can survive without a great defense, and that is what Dallas has. Micah Parsons is on a mission this year to get one sack in each NFL game. If there was anyone in Football who could attain this feat, he should be immortalized. With Tank Larence on one side and Maz Smith on the other, we will get good pressure on QBs. The Line backing Crew of Parsons Vander Esch and Clark is a force to be reckoned with and will help keep the run game in check. The secondary Dan Quinn has put together deserves its name, “The No-Fly Zone.” The Cowboys said that the Conor back position would be upgraded, and they did just that by signing former Pats CB Stephon Gilmore. He gives Dallas two of the top 10 corners in the game. His addition will slow down the passing attack and give the Cowboy’s defense the time it needs to get to the QB or at least hurry the QB and cause turnovers. Dallas has two great safeties in Donovan Wilson (who hits and plays like Darren Woodson) and Veteran Malik Hooker, who had a great year last year. 

    As long as the Cowboys can execute on offense, The Cowboys should win the NFC East with a record of 12-5 and meet the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl (however, it won’t be a third time is the charm for the Bills.) and that is how the old man sees it.

The State of the NFC East and Who Will Win Division

By Mark Halpern

  Thirty years ago, there was no division scarier than the NFC EAST. When you look at the teams that represented the Division, The Dallas Cowboys, The Washington Redskins (now commanders), and The Philadelphia Eagles were forces to be reckoned with, as three of the four teams in that Division won super bowls (1990 Giants, 1991 Redskins and 1992 and 1993 and 1995 the Dallas Cowboys) in the span of four straight Superbowls the NFC East was the most feared Division in football for a good ten years. Over the last 35 years, we have seen the Giants win, the Eagles claim victories, and, funny enough, both again, Tom Brady and Company. However, the Division has not been near the top Division for a long time, and things could change.

   The Dallas Cowboys have revamped this to be a top Contender. Yes, we all know that Dak is being considered to have a Tony Romo disease and can have an outstanding regular season only to lose in the divisional round to the San Fransico 49ers over the last two years. The Cowboys have revamped their offensive line to help create some new lanes for Pollard and Deuce Vaughn (Now that Zeke heads to New England. Good luck, Zeke). Dallas made a lot of free-agent additions, but to me, none is more critical than Brandin Cooks. He joins two very talented receivers, Cee Dee Lamb and Michael Gallup. Cooks will allow the Cowboys to change their offense back to its winning days. With two weeks left, Jerry Jones made a fantastic trade with the 49ers in which a 4th round pick was traded from the Cowboys to the 49ers for Trey Lance. Lance was one of the top quarterbacks picked a few years ago, and San Fransico sold the farm to get him to have him play all four plays in his tenure. Lance will be the third-string quarterback and will most likely inherit the Cowboys.

  Switching focus to one of the most troubled organizations in football, The Washington Commanders. This team has been in the spotlight over the last year for the wrong reasons. Dan Snyder, the disgusting and toxic man he is, left his stench on this organization and tried to crawl out from underneath the scandal, just like the Raiders had to do when the emails surfaced about Gruden and his treatment of certain players. The Commanders have some excellent weapons, as Terry McLaurin is the best receiver on this team and a top 20 wide receiver in this league any day of the week with his route running and speed. Sam Howell and Brian Robinson are this team’s only other bright points. Chase Young returns this year after an injury-plagued first few years, and we shall see if he is as electric as he used to be. I expect the Commanders to stay within reach, as they will be at the bottom of the NFC East.

    The Philadelphia Eagles are the reigning NFC champs after going to Super Bowl 57 and losing to the Chiefs. The Eagles made many moves in the offseason to try and improve this team; however, they let their #1 RB Miles Sanders go to the Panthers, and the Eagles will be more of a committee at running back this year. The Wide Receiver core of A.J. Brown and Devonte Smith is one of the scariest sets of wide receivers over the past year and has a very talented Tight End in Dallas Godert. Jalen Hurts has proven he belongs in the NFL, but it had two years to scout and watch him. He is very predictable, but it will be a long day if Defense can’t stop him. Contain Hurts, and you contain the Eagles. The Eagles drafted Jalen Carter with the 9th overall pick. He has been compared to Micah Parsons with his ability and technique. The Eagles will make the playoffs as a wild-card team if the Defense can keep them in games.

   Last and certainly least are the New York football Giants. I am glad I am not a Giants fan because they made the biggest mistake by signing Daniel Jones to a guaranteed contract, and superstar running back Saquon Barkley got a franchise tag to lock him up for one year. Before I get into the state of this team, let’s focus on this move. I understand that a quarterback is essential, but why sign someone who has yet to prove himself? Saquon wanted a longer deal and ultimately signed the tag to play in NY for this year. You would think the Giants would want him locked up, but over the past two years, he has caught the injury bug. When he is on the field, he is as electric as CM7. The receiving core, except for Sterling Sheppard, is nonexistent. The Giants have a lot of youth at the Receiver position but need an experienced enough quarterback to get that ball in the hands of speedy wide receivers. The Giant’s Defense was among the worst defensive teams, ranking 31st in the league. The Giants are in the process of trying to rebuild and make the team better than last year. Every Dog has its day, and that is how the old man sees it.

A Glimpse Into The Future

By: Mike Rifkin

September first means roster expansion across Major League Baseball. For teams out of the playoff picture, that means young prospects will get their opportunity to show their front office what the future may hold.

Multiple reports say the Mets are recalling third baseman Brett Baty from Triple-A and calling up Ronny Mauricio. Mauricio at Triple-A Syracuse has a slash line of .292/.346/.506 with 23 home runs and 71 RBI. Baty was hitting .161 over his last 30 games before being sent to Syracuse. In Syracuse, Baty had a slash line of .298/.390/.507 with ten home runs in 104 at-bats. 

Having Baty and Mauricio join Francisco Alvarez and Mark Vientos, this was the Mets’ top four prospects in 2022. If the Mets want to glimpse what 2024 can look like, all four of these guys could be added to a core featuring Brandon Nimmo and Francisco Lindor. It should include Pete Alonso, but that’s another conversation. But September will be about evaluating some of the Mets’ top prospects.

Bray Wyatt Matches/Feuds We Never Got To See

By Allison Weiner

This past Thursday, the wrestling world lost one of their most popular WWE superstars, The Eater of Worlds, Bray Wyatt. He passed away at the age of 36 due to heart complications caused by long-term COVID-19. After his gut-wrenched passing, I have realized how many matches and feuds we never got to see Bray Wyatt have in his short wrestling career. Here are 13 dream feuds/matches that Bray Wyatt could have had if he was still with us today. I’m only including WWE in this list. Comment below if you want me to do dream Bray Wyatt matches outside WWE.

  1. Bray Wyatt vs Edge- This rivalry can last for months and lead to another Firefly Funhouse Match
  2. Bray Wyatt vs The Rock- After Wrestlemania 32, we never got to see this rivalry flourish due to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson being Hollywood-bound
  3. Bray Wyatt (with Alexa Bliss) vs Karrion Kross (with Scarlett)-Seeing the similarities between the two, it would have been interesting to see this as a stipulation match
  4. Bray Wyatt vs AJ Styles- Had the Wyatt Family stayed intact, it would be good to see this feud last for months between Bray and AJ (plus the O.C.)
  5. Bray Wyatt vs Brock Lesnar- We only saw a blip of this with the Wyatt Family eliminating Brock Lesnar in the 2016 Royal Rumble, I can see the mind games going on in this feud
  6. Bray Wyatt vs Kevin Owens-Before Bray was drafted to Raw in 2020, there was a sneak peek of a feud between him and Kevin Owens. It would have been interesting to see these two fighters take on each other for one match.
  7. Bray Wyatt vs Rey Mysterio- This could have the same vibes as the first Roman Reigns feud calling Rey a bad father after losing the trust of his son Dominik.
  8. Bray Wyatt vs Bobby Lashley- This was supposed to happen at Wrestlemania 39 but was cut short. I was excited to see how this feud could have gone.
  9. Bray Wyatt vs Triple H- This could had been an excellent final match for Triple H at a Wrestlemania minus his heart stint.
  10. Bray Wyatt vs Drew Mcintyre- This could be an interesting feud that leads into a Hell in a Cell match at one of the big 4 PPVs
  11. Bray Wyatt vs Johnny Gargano- I can see this feud lasting for months and causing a slight riff in the Way with the help of Alexa Bliss.
  12. Bray Wyatt vs Tomasso Ciampa- This could be another battle of the mind games between the 2 opponents, lasting for 2 matches.
  13. Bray Wyatt vs Pat Mcafee- This probably would had been a one off stint with Bray attacking Pat on his show, leading to a match at a possible Summerslam.

Taking The Next Step

By: Mike Rifkin

The New York Rangers agreed to terms with former first-overall pick Alexis Lafreniere on a two-year contract worth four million dollars. Lafreniere, the first overall pick in 2020, had a career-high 39 points in 81 games last season. Lafreniere’s contract is similar to the 2019 second-overall pick Kappo Kakko signed last summer. Kakko, like Lafreniere, put up a career-high 40 points last season along with 18 goals, which is also a career-high. 

People will say the offensive numbers haven’t been there from these two, but that can change this season. Both should get an opportunity to play in the top six this season. Lafreniere is third on the team in Strength Goals since entering the league, trailing Chris Kreider and Artemi Panarin. When you get a top-two pick in the draft, it usually means the team stinks. The Rangers didn’t pick in the lottery because the NHL handled the COVID-19 pandemic. The other thing we’re talking about is two guys who are 21 and 22, respectively; they’re still young and now can have an opportunity to flourish this season. But the thing people don’t talk about is how they have become complete players. They finish checks and are responsible defensively; if both players continue to grow with more minutes, 20 goals from both isn’t out of the question. The Rangers can have a special season if both players take that next step forward. 

Statement Weekend

By: Mike Rifkin

As we get closer to September, the races across Major League Baseball are tight. Three teams, in particular, made statements this weekend on their quests to make the postseason. 

The Seattle Mariners went to Houston and swept the reigning World Series Champions. They outscored the Astros 19-9 in the three-game series. The Mariners have won six in a row and are 7-3 in their last ten games. Their recent surge in play has put the Mariners in the third wild-card position and ½ game behind the Astros for the second wild-card position. It also makes them three games behind the Rangers for the AL West lead. Julio Rodriguez has had 18 hits over his last five games. Before Sunday, he had four consecutive hit games, which tied a Major League record. 

The Boston Red Sox entered the Bronx and swept the arch-rival New York Yankees. The Red Sox outscored the Yankees 24-9 over the three games. Rafael Devers drove four runs in, and Justin Turner drove six runs over the three-game series. The Red Sox are now three games behind the Mariners for the final wild-card spot in the American League. 

The other team who made a statement this weekend was the Milwaukee Brewers. The NL Central leaders went to Arlington and swept the AL West-leading Rangers. Over the last two games of the series, the Brewers’ pitching held the Rangers to three runs. Freddy Peralta and Adrian Houser struck out 18 hitters in their 10.2 innings pitched. The Brewers handed Max Scherzer his first loss as a Ranger. The Brewers are 7-3 in their last ten games, and they’ve won three in a row and now lead the Cubs by three games in the NL Central. 

The Mariners and Red Sox don’t get some of the same talks as some of the elite in the American League, and the Brewers aren’t brought up in the same sentences as the Braves and Dodgers. All three teams will play well and have actual races down the season’s stretch. And who knows, one of these teams can be playing in the World Series, but they made a statement this weekend. 

 Building The 2024 Mets

By: Mike Rifkin

At the trade deadline, the New York Mets decided to punt on the 2023 season. This past weekend against the Braves showed how far apart the two organizations are. The Mets are looking to the future. Just look at the prospects they got at the trade deadline Luisangel Acuna (Max Scherzer trade) and Drew Gilbert (Verlander trade) are both in AA and aren’t expected to be on the Major League roster until 2025, along with former first-round pick Kevin Parada, who is playing A-ball in Brooklyn. 

While the front office is waiving the white flag, there are still reasons to watch the 2023 team. Kodai Senga has had a terrific year and is sixth in the National League with a 3.30 ERA. Senga’s first year in MLB and America has been a success, but all his starts are must-watch. The other big thing to watch is the development of the young players. Watching Francisco Alvarez, Mark Vientos, and eventually the recall of Brett Baty, and the debut of Ronny Mauricio is something to watch. Alvarez has been better than advertised, especially defensively. Baty was just sent to AAA after a tough stretch. Over the last month, Baty is hitting .122 with six RBI. He also has seven walks to 27 strikeouts and a slash line of .122/.207/.243. Baty will probably be recalled on September 1st when rosters expand along with Ronny Mauricio. Vientos is trying to find his footing in the Majors. But he has to play every day to do that, so whether that’s him playing third base or first base or DH, he needs the regular at-bats to see his future. 

The young guys are being added to a core, including first baseman Pete Alonso, who is on his way to another 40 home run season. Brandon Nimmo and Francisco Lindor are locked in on long-term deals. Despite people thinking the Mets might punt in 2024, Owner Steve Cohen has said he will put a formidable team on the field, so let’s look at what a successful offseason would be in Queens. 

Let’s start in the front office and coaching staff. Since Cohen took over the club, he has made it well known that he is searching for a President of Baseball Ops. Enter David Stearns, who has the same role with the Milwaukee Brewers. The Brewers have made the playoffs the last four seasons and are leading the NL Central again. Stearns has built a constant contender despite being 20th in Baseball in payroll. If Stearns were to be hired, his first major decision would be what to do with GM Billy Eppler and Manager Buck Showalter. When you listen to Cohen talk, he doesn’t direct all of the blame on this season on Showalter. But a new President might want to bring in his guy. So if Showalter is let go, watch for the Mets to look at two names: Craig Counsell, who currently manages the Brewers, or Joe Maddon, who was let go by the Angels last year. But was very successful with the Rays and Cubs. If a new manager is brought in, you can guarantee they will bring in their coaching staff. As for Eppler, most Mets fans have changed their opinions on him since last year’s trade deadline. But here’s the question: is Eppler the reason Scherzer, Verlander, Senga, etc., all came over, or was it Steve Cohen’s checkbook? Again, if Stearns is hired, who knows how Eppler would react? 

Whether it’s Eppler or somebody else, this is how the Mets need to attack this Winter. First, I will put Shohei Ohtani aside for a minute because just signing Shohei Ohtani is a very obvious move. But we will start with starting pitching. The two locks for the rotation are Senga and Jose Quintana, who has pitched well since coming back from injury. David Peterson and Tylor Megill have to use the rest of this season as an audition for next year. But even if they pitch well, the Mets will need some depth behind them. One guy to watch is Yoshinobu Yamamoto. Yamamoto currently pitches for the Orix Buffaloes over in Japan. He has won the equivalent of the CY Young Award and MVP over there, so plenty of teams will look at him if posted. Another thought is how much money Julio Urias of the Dodgers and Aaron Nola of the Phillies will ask for. Other names that intrigue me are Lance Lynn (who does have a club option), German Marquez ( club option), Lucas Giolito, and Hyun Jin Ryu.

Now, whoever is in charge can look at the trade market for a starting pitcher, and that’s where I could big game hunt. There are two names to look at. You might pull the trigger if the White Sox listen to calls on Dylan Cease like they were at the trade deadline. This guy was in the top three in CY Young voting last season, and it’s been another dreadful year on the South Side of Chicago. The other name is Corbin Burnes. If David Stearns comes in, he might bring his ace with him. Burnes has one more year of arbitration left, and this past Winter, he was not happy with how the Brewers handled the process, but Burnes has kept that from bothering him on the mound. The other trade alternate would be to call the Mariners to see if they want a bat for one of their young pitchers. Another alternate would be to call the Blue Jays and see the potential price of Alek Manoah. Manoah has struggled this year after finishing in the top three in CY Young voting last year. He was just sent back to AAA, but earlier this season, he was sent to rookie ball in the complex league. I’m still determining if he’s available, but checking in wouldn’t hurt anyone. 

Onto the bullpen, which should be better based on the return of Edwin Diaz, who tore his patella tendon during the World Baseball Classic. Setup man Adam Ottavino said he will exercise his player option for 2024. Lefty Brooks Raley is under contract for another year. Outside of those three, the Mets bullpen is a significant question mark. Could a reunion with David Robertson be something that interests the front office? Some other names are Ryne Stanek of the Astros and former Mets legend Michael Fulmer. 

Now the lineup, where the biggest watch comes in September. Once again, if Vientos, because everyone knows how they flubbed that since last year’s trade deadline. But the other Mauricio and Baty all hit well in September. It might change how the Mets approach the lineup; the key is you have to expect Jeff McNeil and Starling Marte to have years like 2022 and not 2023. They could write a wrong and look at JD Martinez, who is having an excellent year for the Dodgers to be the new DH. If the young players do develop, the Mets need a power bat behind Pete Alonso because look at the lineups within the NL East. The Braves and Phillies both have power 1-9 in their lineups. 

At the top of this, I said I was putting Ohtani to the side. Now, let’s talk about the 2023 AL MVP. Would signing Ohtani be great? Absolutely, but look at the price, probably 500-600 million dollars, but it’s not a guarantee he wants to come east. Did Cohen’s comments about fielding a formidable team in 2024 but not spending as much money change with how disappointing this season has been? I can’t be sure, but if the Mets don’t sign Ohtani, there’s only one way that fans can be upset. And that is if Ohtani were to sign with another team on the East Coast. Fans can’t get upset if Ohtani were to sign with the Giants, Dodgers, Mariners, or re-sign with the Angels Mets. But they could be mad if Ohtani were to sign with the Red Sox, Yankees, or Phillies. There is a consolation prize that Met fans could be happy with, and that would be re-signing Pete Alonso to a long-term contract. 

There’s a reason to keep watching the 2023 Mets, but the speculation season will begin once that season ends. Once that happens, we will see what Steve Cohen and company are planning after this tumultuous season. 

If it’s Eppler or someone else hired by the incoming President of Baseball Ops, here is how I would go about the 2023 Winter. Note this will not say to sign Ohtani but moves that should occur outside of that. 

  1. Extend Pete Alonso – Get the sour taste of the fans out quickly by extending the face of the franchise. Alonso could become the best Mets position player that they have ever developed. He also could have all of the offensive records by the time his career is over. 
  2. Sign Yoshinobu Yamamoto.- The former PCL MVP will be 25 years old if posted this Winter. He has a pitch mix of Fastball, Splitter, Curveball, and Cutter. A 2.1 walk per nine is also solid. The Mets won’t be the only team in on him, but a little Kodai Senga help can help the Mets land another Japanese starter.
  3. Sign Ryne Stanek or David Robertson – I said when addressing the bullpen the Mets could bring back David Robertson, and I don’t think fans would have a problem with it. But Stanek is six years younger than Robertson and has pitched in big games for the Astros. Bringing in a legitimate eighth-inning guy knocks everyone in the bullpen down a peg, and some guys will need bounce-backs in 2024. 
  4. Trade for Corbin Burnes or Dylan Cease – Burnes has one year of arbitration left after the 2024 season, and if that goes down like it did this year, maybe Burnes wants to avoid going through it again. There may be a match with Willy Adames having one year left on his contract and the Mets having a stockpile of middle infield prospects. As for Cease, it depends on the direction the White Sox want to go in. Cease is not a free agent until 2026, so he has control for at least one season. If either one is available, the Mets should make a call. 
  5. Sign Joc Pederson – Pederson can play in the outfield and get some time at first base or DH. Pederson is not having an excellent year for the Giants, hitting .232 with 11 home runs. But his.345 On Base Percentage and his .415 slugging percentage are nice. The Mets could use left-handed pop in their lineup, and Pederson is a winner. 
  6. Sign German Marquez – Marquez underwent Tommy John Surgery in May, and the Rockies have a 16 million dollar club option for him after this season. If they decline, the Mets can give him an incentive-laden contract, and rotation depth wouldn’t hurt. If Marquez’s option is picked up or the Rockies find a way to work it out, someone like Kyle Hendricks or Lucas Giolito on a short-term deal can also work.

I am not saying all these moves put the Mets past the Braves in the division. But Steve Cohen said he wanted to field a competitive team in 2024. Making these moves and some guys having bounce-back years could put the Mets back in the hunt in 2024. 

THE PRICE OF ADMISSION

By Mark Halpern

I am a die-hard Mets, Knicks, and Rangers fan in New York. With all the excitement that goes into being at a professional sporting event, whether it’s MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, MLS, or something else. Today, can the working family of four even afford to see their favorite team?     

 Over my lifetime, I have had the distinct pleasure of attending four different world series (NYM vs. BOS 1986, NYM/NYY 2000, MIA vs. NYY 2003, and NYM/KC 2015). I am a die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan and have been one since 1982. I have traveled to games all across the country and not just the contact sports, but I like checking in on any chance I could see a huge match, so Soccer has come up more. I am also beginning to learn Crickett and Jai Lai—another sport with a piece of one’s country.

      As fans prepare to go to the game, they only need one ticket for themselves and one each for the spouse, and once per child. Tickets bought and paid about $65 a piece, which equals about 240 dollars. Okay, you have your tickets, but if the stadium is not a hop, skip, or jump, you need to plan a way to get there. Usually, that means driving. Let’s add some costs: Gas ( probably between 35-40$), Parking ($20 minimum), so already you are -$300 by the time you’re through the front door. It’s souvenir time for fans alike. Tables of hats, pennants, Jerseys, novelty cups/mugs, sweatshirts, and different multi-picture shirts of the stadium all cost an individual something. You try to limit your spending, but this is a family-making memories day, so for $175, you get everyone something. Now, over to your seats, and you know it’s time to eat. If all have the same thing for the four, there is a reasonable $80. The game is incredible, and the excitement is in the air. Let’s face it: one little nibble isn’t cut. Another $50 for food, and you swear not a dollar more, but, of course, comes cotton candy and has two bags. The kids look at you with puppy eyes, and you want to be super daddy, so you see, yes. By the eighth inning, you have been lucky to have seen two actual innings between getting food, going to the bathroom, and taking your kid. And you finally get back, and the Mets scored nine runs while you waited for your son to go. You get back to the seats, and your wife and daughter are having a blast from all the excitement at the game. Inside, you’re a mess, but it’s their reaction; why you’re here.

     Ever have to wait for a men’s room for an open stall? Learn to be patient because everyone has stage fright, so you wait and miss vital points of the game. Then you walk back to your seats, and the stadium is going wild, and your spouse is telling you about the walk-off grand slam, and this is what you have paid to do. You paid over $500 to attend this game and enjoyed just about two innings where nothing happened.

    Now comes the next part, which is getting home. Getting to your car is sometimes challenging because so many cars are alike. You finally get set to try and leave, and everyone going the same way should take about an hour. Well, three hours later, you pull into the garage. The wife has one kid; you have the other, carrying them up to their bed. Go shower, clean up, and realize you spent $745 for 30 minutes of entertainment.

       Now comes the practical part of the article. Parents have two young kids and can’t afford to attend a live game because of these rising costs, so dad does the next best thing. He gets an entertainment center with the capability to record his shows and games at a simple press of a button. Bring yourself down some food that was in your house, along with a couple of brewskis, and you watch the game. It would help if you made a run to the porta-potty, but you want to ensure you get everything. Well, pause the station and do your business, and when you return, you have caught everything. Or let’s say you forgot to pause, and you come out and want to see what happened; you have an instant replay in your hand. At the end of the game, win or lose, your total expenditures are in your house, such as electricity and food you consumed. So unless it is a massive game with records implications to the Super Bowl, I can understand that, but I get to see any game I want and stop it to take a phone call or grab a bite. Again, if I had the cash flow, I would have seasons at Citi for my wife and two kids. However, I can give them the same experience for about 80% less, and that’s how the old man sees it.

What If (MLB Edition)-What if the MLB expanded to 40 teams?

By Allison Weiner

Welcome back to What If? For this edition, I have decided to go into MLB and the possibility of an expansion. But instead of staying at 30 or expanding to 32 teams, we will see what happens if Robert Manfred expands the MLB to 40 teams. With this expansion, it would mean a change in how the divisions would play out. Currently, there are 2 conferences with 3 divisions. This will end up with a similar format to the NFL where it will be 2 conferences with 4 divisions.

Below are the current MLB Teams

ALSNLS
East: Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
NY Yankees
Tampa Bay Rays
Toronto Blue Jays
East: Atlanta Braves
Miami Marlins
NY Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Washington Nationals
Central: Chicago White Sox
Cleveland Guardians
Detroit Tigers
Kansas City Royals
Minnesota Twins
Central: Chicago Cubs
Cincinnati Reds
Milwaukee Brewers
Pittsburgh Pirates
St. Louis Cardinals
West: Arizona Diamondbacks
Colorado Rockies
L.A. Dodgers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants
West: Houston Astros
L.A. Angels
Oakland A’s
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers

Here are the 40 teams playing in this potential MLB season with new cities and groups that deserve a baseball team. And please comment below if you want me to do a part 2 of this What If scenario, and who would make the playoffs.

*New City/Team that deserves a MLB Team*

ALS NorthALS SouthALS EastALS WestNLS NorthNLS SouthNLS EastNLS West
Chicago White SoxKansas City Royals (Moved From ALS Central)Baltimore OriolesHouston AstrosChicago CubsAtlanta Braves (Moved from NLS East)NY MetsArizona Diamondbacks
Cleveland GuardiansTexas Rangers (Moved From ALS West)Boston Red SoxL.A. AngelsCincinnati RedsMiami Dolphins (Moved from NLS East)Philadelphia PhilliesColorado Rockies
Detroit TigersTampa Bay Rays (Moved from ALS East)NY YankeesOakland A’sMilwaukee BrewersSt. Louis Cardinals (Moved from NLS Central)Washington NationalsL.A. Dodgers
Minnesota Twins*Oklahoma Twisters*- Named after the tornados they get each year*Charlotte Kings*-Charlotte is known as one of the Queen CitiesSeattle MarinersPittsburgh Pirates*New Orleans Hurricanes*-Named after the weather conditions they get over the summer/fall*Montreal Expos*-Returning after the original team became the NationalsSan Diego Padres
Toronto Blue Jays (Moving from ALS East)*Kentucky Eclipse*- Named from the former team from Louisville*NJ Redhawks*-Named after NJ’s own Red-Tailed Hawks*Las Vegas Gamblers*- Named for what Las Vegas is known for*Indianapolis Hoosiers*-Named after the former team in the 1880s.Tennessee Blue Ridge-Named after the Blue Ridge Mountains that pass through the state*Columbia Bobcats*- Named after one of the animals that can be seen in S.CSan Francisco Giants

What If (American Football Edition)-What if the NFL, XFL, USFL, and CFL Merged For One Season, with 40 teams?

By Allison Weiner

Welcome back to What If? For this edition, I have decided to go in the American Football route and see what would happen if Roger Goodell (NFL), Brian Woods (USFL), Dany Garcia and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (XFL), and Randy Ambrosie (CFL) all sit down together one night and discuss a possible one season merger to see which league is the best football league in North America. Mexico’s American football league is not included in this merger due to their preference for football/soccer over American Football. Roger Goodell explains that for one NFL season, they will expand to 40 teams with 8 extra teams coming from the XFL, USFL, and CFL. 

Below are the teams for all the football leagues involved in this merger

NFLXFLUSFLCFL
NFC North:Minnesota VikingsGreen Bay PackersDetroit LionsChicago BearsNorth:Washington D.C. DefendersSeattle Sea DragonsSt. Louis BattlehawksLas Vegas VipersNorth:Michigan PanthersNJ GeneralsPhiladelphia StarsPittsburgh MaulersEast:Hamilton TigercatsMontreal AlouettesOttawa RedblacksToronto Argonauts(Future Team, but will be considered) Atlantic Schooners
AFC North:Cleveland BrownsBaltimore RavensPittsburgh SteelersCincinnati BengalsSouth:Arlington RenegadesHouston RoughnecksOrlando GuardiansSan Antonio BrahmasSouth:Birmingham StallionsHouston GamblersMemphis ShowboatsNew Orleans BreakersWest:BC LionsCalgary StampedersEdmonton ElksWinnipeg Blue BombersSaskatchewan Rough Riders
NFC East:Philadelphia EaglesNY GiantsDallas CowboysWashington Commanders
AFC East:Buffalo BillsNew England PatriotsMiami DolphinsNY Jets
NFC South:Carolina PanthersNew Orleans SaintsTampa Bay BucaneersAtlanta Falcons
AFC South:Tennessee TitansJacksonville JaguarsHouston TexansIndianapolis Colts
NFC West:LA RamsSan Francisco 49ersSeattle SeahawksArizona Cardinals
AFC West:LA ChargersDenver BroncosLas Vegas RaidersKansas City Chiefs

When configuring the 40 teams, I knew that all 32 NFL teams were at play for this epic season. When it came to XFL, due to its popularity over the CFL and USFL, the XFL will have 4 teams play in this epic merger while the CFL and USFL will each be represented with 2 teams. For 20 weeks (Late August-Early January), here are the 40 teams playing in the ultimate NFL/XFL/USFL/CFL Merged season

AFC NorthAFC SouthAFC EastAFC WestNFC NorthNFC SouthNFC EastNFC West
Cincinnati Bengals (NFL)Jacksonville Jaguars (NFL)NY Jets (NFL)L.A. Chargers (NFL)Minnesota Vikings (NFL)Tampa Bay Buccaneers (NFL)NY Giants (NFL)San Francisco 49ers (NFL)
Baltimore Ravens (NFL)Tennessee Titans (NFL)Buffalo Bills (NFL)Kansas City Chiefs (NFL)Detroit Lions (NFL)New Orleans Saints (NFL)Philadelphia Eagles (NFL)Arizona Cardinals (NFL)
Cleveland Browns (NFL)Houston Texans (NFL)New England Patriots (NFL)Denver Broncos (NFL)Green Bay Packers (NFL)Atlanta Falcons (NFL)Dallas Cowboys (NFL)Seattle Seahawks (NFL)
Pittsburgh Steelers (NFL)Indianapolis Colts (NFL)Miami Dolphins (NFL)Las Vegas Raiders (NFL)Chicago Bears (NFL)Carolina Panthers (NFL)Washington Commanders (NFL)L.A. Rams (NFL)
St. Louis Battlehawks (XFL)Birmingham Stallions (USFL)Toronto Argonauts (CFL)Seattle Sea Dragons (XFL)Edmonton Elks (CFL)San Antonio Brahmas (XFL)Orlando Guardians (XFL)Memphis Showboats (USFL)

Out of the 40 teams after 20 weeks, 16 of them will compete in the ultimate Superbowl for not only the Lombardi trophy but the best football league in North America. 4 top division seeds and 4 wild card picks.

Here are my predicted seeds for the Merger Playoffs

NFCAFC
Philadelphia EaglesCincinnati Bengals
San Francisco 49ers2. Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings3. Buffalo Bills
San Antonio Brahmas4. Jacksonville Jaguars
Orlando Guardians5. Miami Dolphins
6.  Detroit LionsToronto Argonauts
Dallas Cowboys7. Los Angeles Chargers
8. Memphis Showboats8. St. Louis Battlehawks

Here are the results of the wild card rounds

  • NFC
    • Philadelphia Eagles beat the Memphis Showboats
    • San Francisco 49ers beat the Dallas Cowboys again
    • Minnesota Vikings beat the Detroit Lions
    • Orlando Guardians beat the San Antonio Brahmas
  • AFC
    • Cincinnati Bengals beat the St. Louis Battlehawks
    • Kansas City Chiefs beat the LA Chargers
    • Toronto Argonauts beat the Buffalo Bills
    • Miami Dolphins beat the Jacksonville Jaguars

Here are the results for the divisional/ conference rounds

  • NFC
    • Philadelphia Eagles beat the Orlando Guardians
    • Minnesota Vikings beat the San Francisco 49ers
    • Minnesota Vikings beat the Philadelphia Eagles after a comeback from behind from the 1st half
  • AFC
    • Toronto Argonauts beat the Cincinnati Bengals
    • Kansas City Chiefs beat the Miami Dolphins
    • Toronto Argonauts beat the Kansas City Chiefs

Superbowl Results: Minnesota Vikings beat the Toronto Argonauts 28-18